Old Porn Stars Need Jobs Too…
I just finished reading a news article from New Jersey about a “former” adult film actress that was pressured into quitting her job by some uptight parents and some other squeaky clean sinless folks … Seems Crystal Gunns hasn’t been in any movies for at least five years and she was looking for other work. You know, that thing we have to do to make money to feed our families and pay our bills … So she applied for and got a part time job working in a school cafeteria for grade school kids … But as luck would have it … it appears she failed to list “former Adult Porn Star” as one of her prior lists of employment. And it seems some of the folks found out about her former employment … I stop here to wonder how they found out? She used her real given name and not her “adult” name on the application … I wonder if someone recognized her? Remembered her tits? Her face? What do you think? So what … she’s out of the business … She is trying to get along in the “real” world … Real world meaning, getting along with the same people that have probably rented one of her movies and watched it in the comfort and privacy of their own bedroom and then after getting “off” on her … now don’t want her “kind” working around children … Hear me out … She “was” an “Adult” film star, not she “still is”. She didn’t do anything illegal. She made adult movies for adults … that’s all … We all are sexual beings right? I mean we all have gotten naked with someone else and did the deed … right? … So why can’t she seek a normal job and just be allowed to let her work ethics speak for themselves? The article even goes on to say that she also works at a local YMCA with other children and some of those parents even consider her an “excellent role model” … Sounds to me like she is trying to be a productive adult. You know, someone that contributes to society … But some small minded people have made that impossible for her … They asked the school board to dismiss her and for what? For her “Sins” of the past they say … What happen to forgive and forget? … She wasn’t caught sleeping with the kids or showing them how to perform oral sex, she was feeding them in a lunch line … I can only guess that with all the attention and press this is getting they made her life a living hell … I can imagine as they sat around and gloated about how they were successful in getting her to resign and patting each other on the back and saying “Job well done”, she probably sat at home and cried because she needed that part time job … I hope those gloating people are happy … She can’t get a job because basically they have deemed her a harlot in the press or what ever. You exposed her and her real name … so are you happy? You threw stones at her … Shame on all of you that had something to do with her resigning … Like you have never had sex? Have you ever taken a sexy photo of your spouse? ever looked at a “dirty” magazine when you were younger? Relax a little … OK? My Old Scoutmaster, who happens to be a Baptist minister, would even send all us scouts up to our local newsstand to look at the “nudity books” every once in a while … Hell, beside your own “dirty pictures” , some of you probably have her old videos saved to your hard drive somewhere too … I hope you’re happy … now go and jack off to her videos you closed minded bastards …
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WTF happened to News 4U??
I recently picked up the local magazine News 4U … I’m sure you’ve seen it … It’s everywhere … I remember when it used to be in a larger format but times have changed so I can understand the smaller package it is now … but as I thumbed through the current issue I noticed something … maybe you have too … But first let’s rewind … News4u started around 20 years ago … Which in print terms, is a long time ago. Being around that long is something thats worth bragging about, I will give it that. They have survived when others haven’t … But, I remember when it used to be edgy and showcased not just what was “hip” and “popular” at the time but it also showcased the counter culture. What I would call “not Mainstream” … It catered to “everyone and anyone”. It had it all. It was an outlet from college kids and their bizarre cartoons, opinions and music to the underground clubs and also the “hip” clubs … Whether good or bad, it was in there for the people to read and enjoy … But how times have changed … In this “PC” society that we have to swim around in News 4U has adapted too … They no longer have “underground” comics or articles. .. They have all fallen by the wayside. Even poor Hank the Trucker became a “victim” to the “PC” and his services where no longer needed … So Basically now they are a “middle of the road” type of magazine … Keep it in the middle, nothing edgy and, of course nothing happens … It’s a watered down version of probably what it originally set out to not “represent”. It conformed … it “sold out” .. It lost its “mojo” … Well, unless you consider and ad about Lingerie too “risque”, that’s about the extent of the edginess it will do … So as I thumbed through the issue today, all I saw where ads … Ads where everywhere … so, not that I am a math whiz, I decided to dissect it and count the magazine, page by page and break it down … I would put it into two compartments … Ads & Articles … It was somewhat difficult to decide on some of them, whether or not it was an ad or an article but I did the best I could … and I came up with 26 articles … not bad for a small staff though … so it had 26 points of interest … So next up were the ads … I counted, and I counted … and I counted … seems like there were ads on every page … Now , before we go any further and I get slammed … Yes, I agree, ads do pay for the magazine … They allow it to be able to be given out all over the Tri-State for free … It cost to print them and to distribute them too… OK, point well taken, so back to the tally … So in the end I came up with approx. 86 ads … So basically only 30% of the magazine is dedicated to articles and places of interest and the other 70% of it are “ads” … That’s a lot more ads than articles … So, in conclusion, it shouldn’t be named..”News 4U”, it should just be called … Ads 4U …
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An interview with Fred Bassett of Akacia
Chuck recently interviewed Fred Bassett of Akacia. In between question, catch snippets of Akacia live. There’s even a full song in there somewhere. Check it out.
Part 1
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Part 2
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