Dear Madam Hawk,

My 8 year old son likes to eat his multi-colored Play-doh and the next day he takes his colored poop and draws with it. Is he the next Andy Warhol?

At My Poops End

Dear At My Poops End,

I guess you could say your son has a real taste for art!!! Now if only he could form artistic stool, that would be cool!!! The next Andy warhol, I think not. Maybe the next Pee Wee Herman, considering they all start out eating glue and get caught playing with there own shit! Now is your chance to teach your play-doh eating son that what goes in must come out! I say you must cherish this gift of poop! Not everyone has the ability to eat play-doh and have a multi-colored bowel you can play with and form once out of the toilet!

Enjoy the poop!
Madam Hawk

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