Joke of the day 01-18-2009

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, “What did you do at school today hunny?”
“Oh I had sex with my teacher,” he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, “Go talk to your son…he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!”
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, “Son I’m so proud of you I’m going to get you that bike you have wanted.”
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied, “Nah dad, my ass is still sore.”

Another Joke Of The Day

Two old people are having oral sex. He says “I can’t stay down. It stinks!”. She says, “It’s my arthritis.”

“What? In your pussy?”

“No. In my arm. I can’t wipe my ass.”

Joke of the day 01-17-2009

$7 SEX

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’

The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the
couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.
‘

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?’
The man says, ‘We’re not trying to find out anything.
‘

She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and
I get $43 back from Medicare.