Archive for April 13th, 2009

The Shopping Trip

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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her cell phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman asked the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she’d be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to hit a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a slice of yummy chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband’s condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, ‘You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn’t you!? I hope you’re proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It’s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And taking care of him will now be your career!’

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just pulling your leg. He’s dead. Show me what you bought.’

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Posted by Allen D. Tate - April 13, 2009 at 1:25 PM

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Vince Neil – Chicken Dancing

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Ever wonder what your favorite rockers do when they’re not in the studio or on tour?

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Benefit Tattoo Party

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Posted on behalf of Sherry’s Queen Of Hearts. Information courtesy of Mulysa.

I am trying to help raise money for some friends of mine at church. They were in an awful motorcycle wreck. On Wednesday, April 15th, from 11 a.m. to at least midnight I am going to do tats and 100% of the proceeds go to them to help with medical bills. I ask if you do get a tat to keep it to a minimum so I can do as many as possible. The minimum price will be $30.00 dollars. So please keep the tats small so I can move on to the next one as to raise as much as possible. I am not taking appointments that day so it will be first come first serve. There will be a sign in sheet to keep track of who’s next. They really need the financial help plus your prayers. I appreciate you all very much. So please come out and help me raise money for them.

Sherry’s Queen Of Hearts
1205 S Green St
Henderson, KY 42420
(270) 826-7701

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Posted by Allen D. Tate - April 13, 2009 at 7:50 AM

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