June 2009

TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

TAMPA, Fla. – Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50. Tampa police said Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m. It was
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I only have a few sites I check out everyday (Metal Sludge, Blabbermouth, Foxnews, etc.) but this one is sweet. Basically it’s just a site were people can send their random text messages they received or sent the night before from the area code they live in. I have included some of the recent ones I
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CHICAGO, Ill. — Johnny Depp has previously said that money isn’t the key to happiness. But during a visit to a Chicago restaurant, the star certainly brought joy to one unsuspecting waiter with a reported sizable tip. Depp, his “Public Enemies” co-star Marion Cotillard, director Michael Mann, along with about a dozen other folks —
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LOS ANGELES – Ed McMahon, the loyal “Tonight Show” sidekick who bolstered boss Johnny Carson with guffaws and a resounding “H-e-e-e-e-e-ere’s Johnny!” for 30 years, died early Tuesday. He was 86. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090623/ap_on_en_tv/us_obit_mcmahon

Peach Farmer A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, ‘Would you like to buy some peaches?’ She pulled the top of the
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On my 66th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife.  The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered
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