January 5, 2010

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?’ Mabel answered, ‘I have a suppository in my ear?’ She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, ‘Ethel, I’m
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I agree on this list and I can add a few more…What about fax machines? Or anything Al Gore puts out? What about Oprah’s book of the month club? That can go in the trash too. Dot com businesses. Encyclopedias. How bout not buying drugs if you don’t need them? Now there’s a hot topic…How about
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2009 Darwin Awards

Personally, I think some of this stuff is made up but I always find it funny. Here are a couple samples. #1 — For the first time ever, a woman–yes, a member of the safer sex–made it into the year’s Top Darwin Awards Contenders! 2009 Antepenultimate Winner is the North Carolina woman who jumped into
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From a show in 1980, here’s a medley of Lynda performing Rock & Roll Fantasy (Bad Company), Proud Mary (Tina Turner), I Was Made For Loving You (KISS), & Friends (Bette Midler). I have not comment on this other than that it made me chuckle. Enjoy. [youtube]hZ6pCigqgXs[/youtube]

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a
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