Joke of the day :)
After becoming very
frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of
alligator shoes for free!’ The shopkeeper replied with
a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go on
and give it a try?’ The blonde headed off to the swamp,
determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the
shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun
in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he
saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot
the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The
shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely
managed to flip the gator onto its
back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed
in frustration. ….SHIT! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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Rocker Bret Michaels Busted for Pot, Other Drugs on Tour Bus (well, he actaully wasn’t arrested. KA ed)
Indiana police found marijuana and other unidentified controlled substances on rocker Bret Michaels’ tour buses, The Fort Wayne News-Sentinel reported Friday. Two tour buses, one of which carried the rock star , were pulled over in DeKalb County, northeast Indiana, before midnight local time Wednesday. Police stopped the caravan because a trailer connected to one of the buses did not have a license plate light.
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