Joke of the day :)

After becoming very 
frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, 
the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just 
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of 
alligator shoes for free!’ The shopkeeper replied with 
a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go on 
and give it a try?’ The blonde headed off to the swamp, 
determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the 
shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young 
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun 
in hand.

 As he brought his car to a stop, he 
saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward 
her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot 
the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. 
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The 
shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent 
amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely 
managed to flip the gator onto its 
back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed 
in frustration. ….SHIT! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!