Bob Seger On Tour Beginning In March
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band will launch a new tour “to major cities across North America” starting in March, Seger’s first time on the concert trail since his tour of 2006-07.
The exact cities and dates will be announced shortly, although a map that flashes in a brief video on his web page showed Michigan, Ohio, Massachusetts, New York and Missouri.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer has a deep well of hits to draw from, but he’ll also give fans a taste of some new music from a release he’s been preparing for some time.
Read the rest of the story at BobSeger.com.
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Jewish pregnant girl
A 20-year-old Jewish girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and tells them, “Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take responsibility. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account. However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not sure what to do. What do you suggest?”
All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “So, you’ll try again.”
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Wisdom joke of the day……
Welfare Check
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20′s and has a rather strong sex drive.”
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”
The social worker said, “Yeah, well … You started it.”
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Rock promoter Don Kirshner dies in Florida at age 76
I used to watch this show all the time!! I couldn’t wait for it to come on.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A business associate says rock promoter Don Kirshner has died of heart failure at a Florida hospital at age 76.
Promoter Jack Wishna tells The Associated Press in Las Vegas that the man Time magazine once dubbed the “Man With the Golden Ear” died Monday at a Boca Raton hospital where he was being treated for an infection.
Wishna calls Kirshner an icon who touched many lives in the music industry.
Kirshner was behind the TV show “Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert” in 1972 and gave national exposure to musicians including Billy Joel and The Police.
He also boosted careers of comics, including Billy Crystal, Arsenio Hall and David Letterman.
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