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Month – January 2011

Jewish pregnant girl

google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 A 20-year-old Jewish girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this […]

Wisdom joke of the day……

google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Welfare Check A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi.  You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just […]

Mercury Movie To Be Made This Year

google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Queen guitarist Brian May has confirmed that the long-awaited biopic of singer Freddie Mercury will be shot this year, starring Sacha Baron Cohen. And it’s just one part of an action-filled year for the band. May says: “Work is fully underway. Peter Morgan has delivered a first draft of the movie, […]

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