January 27, 2011

A 20-year-old Jewish girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want
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Welfare Check A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi.  You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
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