KISS embalming? KISS ass implants? KISS dental implants? KISS boobs ..what’s next???Here is the next item to add to Gene’s growing empire of silly KISS shit…He gets richer and I get more embarrassed that I used to worship these guys with every drop of my blood.
FIRST-EVER KISS CREMATION URN READY TO ROCK THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY
Eternal Image, Inc. (the “Company”) (OTC PINK:ETNL), a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, Brand-name memorial products, today announced that the first of its official KISS cremation urns is now available for purchase.
KISS is famous for its explosive live performances and outrageous rock and roll style. In their forty year career, the band has achieved record-breaking tours, album sales in excess of 100 million, a huge “KISS Army” fan base, and the most memorable look in all of rock history.
“We call this particular KISS urn our ‘Monument’ model,” said Donna Shatter, VP of Operations for the Company. “This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo—all displayed against a striking black metallic finish.”
The Monument model KISS urn is eight inches tall. The Company plans to release three additional urn models later this year.
Fuck, they got all kinds of KISS death shit here….