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Screaming Metal farts!

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Well, I have always said tsamus_farthis type of metal sounds like crap anyway and here you go, breathing proof of it. Got to give the guy props for airing out his vocal abilities like this. It is pretty funny though until you get to the lactose intolerant part! Then it gets well, crappy gross…LOL enjoy.

 

 

 

Here’s the link for the whole shitty story! METAL SUCKS

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Posted by Harvey Witz - September 22, 2014 at 12:17 PM

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Triple threat? Does 3 of a kind beat a pair? A pair of boobs that is…

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Ok, as if the media hasn’t made thousands of, if not millions of young girls to older ladies feel ugly and not up to par with the photo shopped airbrushed Hollywood stick figures we are forced to see in the print and internet world…Here is the latest victim of it I would guess.

She says she had it done because she is tired of guys hitting on her. I am not sure she is a celebrity fame seeker or another causality of the “you will never look as good as me” photo shopped hoopla.

So guys and girls…What do you think? Three boobs better than two? I am going with PINK’s song. “Stupid Girl”. jmo…20,000 bucks for a 3rd boob. Not to mention radio Head and the Hollies will probably want royalties for her using their song Creep/The air that I breathe for her YouTube video…Opinions?

Click the photo if you want to go to her Facebook page.

 For more of the story go here: Opposing Views

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Posted by Harvey Witz - September 22, 2014 at 9:00 AM

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Jennifer Lopez’s ‘Booty” video!

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The music is junk.

Turn the sound off and enjoy. Jennifer Lopez is 45.

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Posted by Harvey Witz - September 19, 2014 at 4:00 PM

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KickActs Opinion of the Day… ISIS

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photo upside on purpose…

What, if anything should America do about them…Should we do nothing or something to avenge the death of the two journalists and who knows how many more will meet the same fate? Of course it’s a scare tactic they are using and it spreads fear but in reality, they are slaughtering helpless defenseless people. War is a terrible thing to have and do…I don’t like the “war machine” but it looks like democracy or hand shakes won’t make these people (animals) stop.

It seems islam is getting a free pass in America too. Has anyone else noticed that? Christians continually get backed into a corner, humiliated and nothing is said about it. But we continue to allow America’s ever growing islam/muslim population to practice what they preach and nothing is done about it…Why hasn’t our President said to everyone… This is America, act like it”…Is it that our leaders are afraid to say something? But that’s another topic…

So, should we go in and wipe them all out or sit back and wait for them to show up and start beheading people on our door step?

What is your opinion?

KickActs

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Posted by Harvey Witz - September 9, 2014 at 6:46 AM

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And you think that Islam/Muslim is a friendly religion??? Look at this…

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This poor guy has been ordered to death for CONVERTING to Christianity after being a muslim. I am not even gotta capitalize mudslim. Why is it such a big deal that he has to be put to death? This guy didn’t kill someone or commit some horrible crime that deserves this kinda of punishment. He simply accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior and not Muhammad.

Here in America you are a fool if you think this in not a violent religion or  you are turning a blind eye. The majority of Americans consider themselves Christians so the majority of you could possibly be put to death for your “faith” if  some leaders of the muslim community had its way. This religion needs to kept in check somehow some way or they need to update to the 21 century where you can believe in what you want to, even if its believing in frogs or trees, and not have to worry about someone ordering you to death for not thinking like they think you should. It’s still in the dark ages… Not that Christianity is perfect but the “Church” is not ordering the death of everyone that is jumping the bible ship  and headed toward Mecca.

Jesus said “To love your enemies”

Here is the story…

A trial court in Iran has issued its final verdict, ordering a Christian pastor to be put to death for leaving Islam and converting to Christianity, according to sources close to the pastor and his legal team.

Supporters fear Youcef Nadarkhani, a 34-year-old father of two who was arrested over two years ago on charges of apostasy, may now be executed at any time without prior warning, as death sentences in Iran may be carried out immediately or dragged out for years.

It is unclear whether Nadarkhani can appeal the execution order.

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Posted by Harvey Witz - February 22, 2012 at 3:00 PM

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Kimmel Kartoon – Charlie Brown and Charlie Sheen

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Posted by Harvey Witz - March 1, 2011 at 12:56 PM

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Drug Testing For Welfare Recipients?

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Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

So here is my question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rump-doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could title that program, ‘Urine or You’re Out’.

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Posted by Harvey Witz - August 25, 2009 at 8:11 PM

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This Is Really Pissin’ Me Off!

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The following article was written by a guest contributor. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

I am a man that is fixin’ to get sideways with someone. I would like someone to explain this situation to me, because I am F@#%@^# lost. I sat down the other day to do someone’s taxes fer them, now keep in mind I am like all of you, I get my ass out of bed and go to work. But this over achiever is drawing disability, now I want you to know that there is some that truly need it. But this guy could mow a yard, milk a BULL, and kick a man’s ass without ever spillin’ his F@#%@# beer. I tell ya right now it smokes my clams to know (by his tax papers) that he is pulling down put near $75,000 a year for a back ache. He gets a check and he gets a check for each of his kids and his wife gets one fer havin’ to stay home to help his back ache. Now I am talking about none, zippo, work being required, he is paid by our government (by the way that is yours and my taxes) to survive. Now chew on that fer awhile, and PLEASE explain to me how doing nuttin’ and sittin’ home with a back ache gets paid far more than I do bustin’ my ass at work. Something is wrong wit this picture and I need you to straighten it out fer me. I am just glad I can help the poor soul out.

Snake Eyed Sam
The Redneck Rambo

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Posted by Harvey Witz - February 6, 2009 at 7:19 PM

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Stimulus Package Explained (Q & A)

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Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q & A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China . Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

  • If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China
  • If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
  • If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan
  • If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic)
  • If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea
  • If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
  • If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
  • If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria

And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic only), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

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Posted by Harvey Witz - February 3, 2009 at 9:48 AM

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