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		<title>Jewish pregnant girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 13:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old Jewish girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, &#8220;Who was the pig that did this to you? I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wisdom joke of the day&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 13:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welfare Check A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, &#8220;Hi.  You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I&#8217;d really rather have a job.&#8221; The social worker behind the counter said, &#8220;Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, &#8220;Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old girl. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Motivational Speech</title>
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		<title>PSALM 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party&#8217;s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Joke of The Day&#8221; Submitted by David Burris</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Gee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A son asked his mother the following question: &#8216;Mom, why are wedding dresses white?&#8217; The mother looks at her son and replies: &#8216;Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.&#8217; The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. &#8216;Dad why are wedding dresses white?&#8217; The [...]]]></description>
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