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	<title>Kick Acts Magazine &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Marital Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 16:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen D. Tate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, &#8220;Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old girl. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Motivational Speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen D. Tate</dc:creator>
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		<title>PSALM 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen D. Tate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path
of unemployment for his party&#8217;s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Joke of The Day&#8221; Submitted by David Burris</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Gee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A son asked his mother the following question: &#8216;Mom, why are wedding dresses white?&#8217; The mother looks at her son and replies: &#8216;Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.&#8217; The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. &#8216;Dad why are wedding dresses white?&#8217; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger shark spotted in South Florida</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen D. Tate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a warning to all the ladies who may be heading to Florida this vacation season.

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		<title>The economy is so bad&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen D. Tate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald&#8217;s and the kid behind the counter asked, &#8220;Can you afford fries with that?&#8221;
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked &#8220;Insufficient Funds,&#8221; you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks [...]]]></description>
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