Old Porn Stars Need Jobs Too…

gunnsI just finished reading a news article from New Jersey about a “former” adult film actress that was pressured into quitting her job by some uptight parents and some other squeaky clean sinless folks … Seems Crystal Gunns hasn’t been in any movies for at least five years and she was looking for other work. You know, that thing we have to do to make money to feed our families and pay our bills … So she applied for and got a part time job working in a school cafeteria for grade school kids … But as luck would have it … it appears she failed to list “former Adult Porn Star” as one of her prior lists of employment. And it seems some of the folks found out about her former employment … I stop here to wonder how they found out? She used her real given name and not her “adult” name on the application … I wonder if someone recognized her? Remembered her tits? Her face? What do you think? So what … she’s out of the business … She is trying to get along in the “real” world … Real world meaning, getting along with the same people that have probably rented one of her movies and watched it in the comfort and privacy of their own bedroom and then after getting “off” on her … now don’t want her “kind” working around children … Hear me out … She “was” an “Adult” film star, not she “still is”. She didn’t do anything illegal. She made adult movies for adults … that’s all … We all are sexual beings right? I mean we all have gotten naked with someone else and did the deed … right? … So why can’t she seek a normal job and just be allowed to let her work ethics speak for themselves? The article even goes on to say that she also works at a local YMCA with other children and some of those parents even consider her an “excellent role model” … Sounds to me like she is trying to be a productive adult. You know, someone that contributes to society … But some small minded people have made that impossible for her … They asked the school board to dismiss her and for what? For her “Sins” of the past they say … What happen to forgive and forget? … She wasn’t caught sleeping with the kids or showing them how to perform oral sex, she was feeding them in a lunch line … I can only guess that with all the attention and press this is getting they made her life a living hell … I can imagine as they sat around and gloated about how they were successful in getting her to resign and patting each other on the back and saying “Job well done”, she probably sat at home and cried because she needed that part time job … I hope those gloating people are happy … She can’t get a job because basically they have deemed her a harlot in the press or what ever. You exposed her and her real name … so are you happy? You threw stones at her … Shame on all of you that had something to do with her resigning … Like you have never had sex? Have you ever taken a sexy photo of your spouse? ever looked at a “dirty” magazine when you were younger? Relax a little … OK? My Old Scoutmaster, who happens to be a Baptist minister, would even send all us scouts up to our local newsstand to look at the “nudity books” every once in a while … Hell, beside your own “dirty pictures” , some of you probably have her old videos saved to your hard drive somewhere too … I hope you’re happy … now go and jack off to her videos you closed minded bastards …

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    A mon ami…you have feverishly calculated the true nature of the liberal beast….thou shalt cry for freedom of speech unless it is different than one believes…blarg!

    Good scribe-a-boot my friend

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