google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 A 20-year-old Jewish girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this […]
Humor
Wisdom joke of the day……
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Welfare Check A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just […]
Marital Humor
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with […]
Kids Motivational Speech
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PSALM 2010
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, […]
“Joke of The Day” Submitted by David Burris
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 A son asked his mother the following question: ‘Mom, why are wedding dresses white?’ The mother looks at her son and replies: ‘Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.’ The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. ‘Dad why are […]
Tiger shark spotted in South Florida
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Just a warning to all the ladies who may be heading to Florida this vacation season.
The economy is so bad…
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?” CEOs are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant […]
Funny Stories
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?’ Mabel answered, ‘I have a suppository in my ear?’ She pulled it out and stared at it. Then […]
Help From God
google.com, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 A woman named Edna finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial trouble. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray…’ God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m […]