Joke of the Day, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0

A guy goes to his girlfriend and says, “I’m gonna get a 100 doller bill tattooed on my dick.”

She says “Why”?

He explains … “I love playing with my money, I love watching it grow and the next time you want to blow money at the mall you can just suck my dick instead.”