The first question I would ask the candidate is “are you sterile” before I ever went any further. Of course, as a candidate, I would not divulge that I’d been fixed unless specifically asked. Oh, and I’d hang on the the $2500 until my “services” were no longer needed and then I’d offer a refund.

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