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After years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, the last child moved out of the house and Mom and Dad announce they are getting a divorce. The kids are distraught and hire a marriage counselor as a last resort to try to keep the parents together. The counselor works for hours, tries all of his methods, but the couple still won’t even talk to each other. Finally, the counselor goes over to a closet, brings out a beautiful upright bass, and begins to play. After a few moments, the couple starts talking. They discover that they’re not actually that far apart and decide to give their marriage another try. The kids are amazed and ask the counselor how he managed to do it. He replies, “I’ve never seen anyone who wouldn’t talk during a bass solo.”

Updated: April 24, 2009 — 9:36 AM


  1. ……not funny

    ……not funny at all

    ……bastard……(fat brown kid hugs his bass)

  2. ……fat white kid hugging bass too!……

  3. bass players………………nerotic w/h penis envy

  4. guitar player laughing his ass off at the bass players here even though the people wouldnt pay for the pizza the guitar player just delivered ..;P

  5. The guitar players are just jealous because it only takes a bass player 4 strings to do what they need 6 for.
    Love Ya’, Mean It Chuck !
    Oh, and Ramirez, quit humpin’ that Spector. . . .

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