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The Golfing Incident

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, ‘What happened to you?’ ‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.’ We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.’ ‘I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.’ Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours! I don’t remember much after that…’

Updated: May 5, 2009 — 7:29 AM
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