By Randy Snodgrass | May 19, 2009 - 7:19 am - Posted in General

No, Lizzie Grubman’s still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it’s viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan’s new album perhaps. get more at http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

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5 Comments

  1. May 19, 2009 @ 2:33 PM


    its called photoshop you cAn make all kinds of monsters with it

    Posted by keef alfee
  2. May 20, 2009 @ 9:36 AM


    Yeah, I with the guy who thinks that it could be a Turtle without the shell. that looks about right. Sure is funky lookin’

    Posted by suprdave5150
  3. May 20, 2009 @ 1:37 PM


    it was on an episode of monster quest about the jersey devil i

    Posted by keef alfee
  4. May 20, 2009 @ 1:42 PM


    I thought the comment “Jurassic Pork” was pretty funny.

    Posted by Allen Tate
  5. May 22, 2009 @ 5:11 PM


    Yea I think is a deshelled Turtle, or a fake.

    Posted by Randy Snodgrass