Marital Humor
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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Beverage of the “Weak”
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Now I’m not a big English style beer lover, but there is something about New Castle Brown Ale that just keeps me coming back for more. I don’t know if it’s the full body, it’s flavor, or could it be that the sweet taste. I am not a stranger to New Castle, that sweet brown ale seems to find it’s way back to my lips some how, some way. Unlike most beers that leave a bitter after taste, New Castle leaves a caramel like after taste. At 140 calories and a 4.5% alcohol content, you really cant beat a beer like this one. So grab your favorite mug or pilsner glass, pour, and enjoy. Till next time readers, this one is on me.
reporting from Tampa
Jon Tucker
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