“Joke of the Day” Submitted by David Burris..lol

Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Yuma,
Arizona.
    
One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching for a
lift back into town.
    
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans
ask him for a ride.
    
He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls.
    
The Mexicans convince the driver that they can manage to squeeze
themselves into the back with their bike.
    
The driver agrees, shuts the doors and gets on his way.
    
By this time he is really late so puts the hammer down and sure
enough, a blonde cop pulls
him
over
for speeding.
    
The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which
the driver jokingly replies, "Mexican eggs."
    
The blonde lady cop obviously doesn't believe this so she wants
to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts
it and locks it.
    
She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as
many officers as possible plus a Swat Team.
    
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many
officers.
    
"I've got a semi-tractor-trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican
eggs in it. Two  have hatched and they've already managed to steal a
bicycle."