Portland Utilities screwing the public?

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Apparently someone thinks so. Or else this is a killer joke! Could you imagine seeing something like that hanging from a power wire? Honey, is that a bird? No. Is it a plane? No…It’s a…

 

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Dildo epidemic hits Portland power lines

Hundreds of dildo have suddenly appeared on Portland’s power lines, with no explanation.
The nunchuck phalluses have been spotted above restaurants such as Salt and Straw
and Por Que No? in north Portland; more are being discovered every day.

For the whole story about the complete  phallus of this situation, go here MASHABLE