May Movie Contest

1. Jam. Hey what’s up mom? I’m gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?
Mrs. Bruce: Your drumsticks are the least of your worries young man. You ran out on God! My son just ran out on God! You are in a world of…
Jam: TROUBLE! I’ve been in trouble for the past 12 hours! HELLO? You know I’m going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years. I’m gonna be out of your hair until I’m a legal adult! And then all YOU have to do is go to church, light a candle, and pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling everyone else how screwed up their lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don’t have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its probably a good thing too cause if you did, you’d realize what a lousy, goddam shitty-ass parent you are.
Mrs. Bruce: Jeremiah what has gotten into you?
Jam: I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my fucking drumsticks… please.

a. Young Blood
b. Rock and Roll High School
c. Detroit Rock City

2. I like this movie so much I am going to give you two quotes. If you miss this one you need serious help and obviously didn’t watch any movies in the 80’s cause this one is required watching in order to be “cool”…
Quote #1. I shall serve no fries before their time.
Quote # 2. First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.” Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.” Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?” Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.” And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

a. “American Graffiti”
b. “Teenage Graffiti”
c. “Fast Times at Ridgemount High”

3.[shouting] We don’t got no Goddamn band! We don’t need to fucking practice, Randy! We don’t no shit-ass manager neither! You motherfuckers! You all are a bunch of losers! I’m the only sane son-of-a-bitch here! So get the *fuck* out of my house now!

a. “That thing you do!”
b. “Sling Blade”
c. “Spinal Tap”

4. Lemme tell you buttholes somethin’! This shit’s wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth… or you’re goin’ downtown!

a. “The HollyWood Knights”
b. “Porkies”
c. “Sixteen candles”

5.Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain… And an athlete . . .And a basket case . . .A princess . . .And a criminal…Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, ………

a. “Pretty in Pink”
b. “The Breakfast Club”
c. Sixteen Candles”

Send your answers to chuck@kickacts.com.