Well its movie review time again, first up The Unborn. At first it is a guy’s flick. For there are a lot of tight shirts, and low cut tops, and the lead girl in PJ panties. Hell at one point they strapped her to a stretcher. But I’ll move on for now.
The movie stated out good and fast with a scare 5 min into the movie. It was good as well. Then the story started to unfold. With was a nice little fresh story, and the scares didn’t stop. Which was cool, for it was like most now day, where the stop the scares for the story. Then over load you with gore an scares at the end. No the gore and scares where spread out nice and even through out the movie. There where some parts the where predictable, but CGI was good so you didn’t mind. Then the little twist was cool at the end. Over all it was like watching a good blend of The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and The Ring. With a Jewish twist on it. all in all I give it 6 out of 10 stars, good story and a hot body to look at.
Ok now to My Bloody Valentine 3D. This was my first 3d movie ever, it was 10 bucks for the movie at Stadium 16. But you big ass 80’s sunglasses looking glasses. which was cool. Ok now to the movie, for the entire movie was in 3D. even the non-scary scenes. That make feel like you where in the movie. Like on time there was a dead body laying on the ground. And you felt like kneeling at foot the body. The movie was like the old one. But it was a mindless teen slasher flick, so blood guts all over. It did slow down a bit to tell the story, but it was gory all the way through. Bones, blood, and others come flying at you for good scares, and funky feelings. The movie moved good and quick. But it did a Black X-mas ending, and buy that I mean it started the slap you in face. Hell I was like shoot the fucker, don’t just stand there. But the 3D FX was cool as hell so I forgave them. So, all in all I give it 7 out of 10 stars, with the 3D its a 4 star movie. Too much dumbness at the end but in 3D it rules balls.
Underworld: Rise of The Lycans review coom as soon as I go see it.
I just saw photos of you taken at the recent NAMM show in California. Ok, big deal, you can play effortlessly and with out any feelings at a million miles an hour. In fact, you have gotten alot of mileage out of that one scale run you play over and over. I will add here in case Keith Alvey wants to try and ring my bell about this guitar player and go ahead and go on record and say it. “I, Chuck Gee, will never be able to play that fast or aticulate as well as Yngwie”. But here is my rant. For God’s sake Yngwie, button the damn shirt up already. None of us are in our twenties anymore and yes we all have put on some weight. But you are starting to look like Elvis Presley right before he died. You have the lamb chop sideburns and a large gut jutting out of your unbuttoned shirt. Keep playing for your fans at a million miles an hour and just button the shirt up. You won’t look like a parody of yourself anymore …
