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Month – February 2009

Joke of the Day, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 A guy goes to his girlfriend and says, “I’m gonna get a 100 doller bill tattooed on my dick.” She says “Why”? He explains … “I love playing with my money, I love watching it grow and the next time you want to blow money at the mall you can just […]

Grandpa Gets Audited, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m […]

Movie Review “Gran Torino”, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Man what a freaking awesome movie!  My wife Denise and I watched this the other night. This is Clint Eastwood at his best! Now I suck at movie reviews because, well I want to talk about the movie and give away the ending by accident. So I’ll watch myself this time. […]

Joke of the day!! 02-19-2009, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said ‘Two Prostitutes — $50.00.’ A policeman, seeing the sign, Stopped them and told them They’d either have to remove the sign Or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign […]

SlipKnot Freakin’ Ruled, pub-2427795083793513, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 A show within a show! You know why they stand out? Have you, the younger generations of musicians, forgotten your rock and roll history lessons already? Rule # 1, Write killer music. Rule # 2. Put on a killer show! Just don’t stand there and stare at your feet. How far […]

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