February 2009

He recently gave an interview concerning inoffensive racist jokes and about the difference in our races and how people have forgotten to laugh at them instead of hollering foul. Foul being my words, not Clint’s. Before I print his interview I want to give a few examples of what I have noticed. I watch B.E.T. and
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A guy goes to his girlfriend and says, “I’m gonna get a 100 doller bill tattooed on my dick.” She says “Why”? He explains … “I love playing with my money, I love watching it grow and the next time you want to blow money at the mall you can just suck my dick instead.”

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS
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Movie Review "Gran Torino"

Man what a freaking awesome movie!  My wife Denise and I watched this the other night. This is Clint Eastwood at his best! Now I suck at movie reviews because, well I want to talk about the movie and give away the ending by accident. So I’ll watch myself this time. Clint is playing the
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Ok Hollywood, What's The Deal?

Look, here’s the deal as I see it. If you are gay, be gay. More power to you. I don’t get it but to each his own …ok? But why is every male clothing/fashion designer critic in Hollywood ( or at least most of them on TV or in print)  gay and allowed to publicly
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Ten Questions With Jim Gaines

1. Welcome to Kick Acts, Jim. Can you tell us a little about yourself? Not much to tell here. My name is Jim Gaines and I have been a bass player for over 40 years. I was born and raised in Evansville where I have spent most of my life with the exception of a
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said ‘Two Prostitutes — $50.00.’ A policeman, seeing the sign, Stopped them and told them They’d either have to remove the sign Or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: ‘JESUS SAVES.’ One
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A show within a show! You know why they stand out? Have you, the younger generations of musicians, forgotten your rock and roll history lessons already? Rule # 1, Write killer music. Rule # 2. Put on a killer show! Just don’t stand there and stare at your feet. How far did that get Grunge
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On February 2, 2009, at a concert in San Diego, CA, Nikki Sixx pulled his usual “pitch his bottle of water to the crowd” routine while he was talking to the crowd. Seconds after he pitched the bottle, someone pitched it right back on stage. Nikki unleashed a verbal assault on the girl who threw
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