Wood Stock Anniversary August 15th, 1969

Well, for those that attended that historical concert way back in 1969, its been 42 years. History clearly shows that you guys and gals didn’t change the world and peace wasn’t ushered in on the dawn of the Age of Aquarius either but what the hell. You saw some great bands, a few of you got pregnant while you were there, I think a couple had babies . One person got ran over by a honey dew wagon. A few of you had orgies and some saw chicks swimming naked in a cow pond. I guess all in all, it wasn’t a bad time after all. Just be glad you didn’t eat the brown acid…or did you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prayers for victims of Sugarland stage collapse

Please pray for the victims of the stage collapse at the Indiana State Fair on August 13, 2011. Our thoughts and prayers are with all who are affected by this tragedy.

sad day in rock..Jani Lane dead at 47

Jani Lane — former lead singer of the rock band Warrant — was found dead at a hotel in L.A. Thursday evening … TMZ has learned.

Lane’s body was discovered at the Comfort Inn hotel in Woodland Hills, CA. So far, no official cause of death has been released

http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/11/warrant-singer-jani-lane-dead-dies-died-hotel-ventura-los-angeles-cherry-pie/

First a coffin now an Urn? WTF KISS….gonna sale Kidneys too?

 

KISS embalming? KISS ass implants? KISS dental implants? KISS boobs ..what’s next???Here is the next item to add to Gene’s growing empire of silly KISS shit…He gets richer and I get more embarrassed that I used to worship these guys with every drop of my blood.

FIRST-EVER KISS CREMATION URN READY TO ROCK THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY

 

 

Eternal Image, Inc. (the “Company”) (OTC PINK:ETNL), a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, Brand-name memorial products, today announced that the first of its official KISS cremation urns is now available for purchase.

KISS is famous for its explosive live performances and outrageous rock and roll style. In their forty year career, the band has achieved record-breaking tours, album sales in excess of 100 million, a huge “KISS Army” fan base, and the most memorable look in all of rock history.

“We call this particular KISS urn our ‘Monument’ model,” said Donna Shatter, VP of Operations for the Company. “This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo—all displayed against a striking black metallic finish.”

The Monument model KISS urn is eight inches tall. The Company plans to release three additional urn models later this year.

Fuck, they got all kinds of KISS death shit here….

http://www.eternalimage.net/product/kiss%E2%84%A2/

 

Worthless sh*t by Chuck gee

Worthless sh*t

I once almost got to represent my grade school (Central elementary) in a spelling bee. Do they even still have those? If so, do they take into consideration the entire texting lingo we have these days? What if the phrase was “laughing out loud”? Does it count if the kid walks up to the microphone and repeats the phrase “Laughing out loud” and asked the judge to use it in a sentence and then steps back to listen. So the judge may say something like this. “The conversation was so funny I was laughing out loud.” The little kid walks slowly back up to the microphone, nervously straightens his clothes out and right in front of a large audience says “laughing out loud” and calls out the following letters “L.O.L.” for the win?

But back to my story.  My personal fail in my big spelling bee contest break was not asking for a sentence using the word given to me to spell. Just for the record, a sentence is the deal breaker. I had made it past the homeroom spelling bee contest and beat everyone in my class so I advanced to the next level.  I couldn’t have been any more than in the fourth grade because in the fifth grade we moved to the brand new Central Elementary school building.  But more on that later? So here I was. After school. Competing with other kids to represent Central School. I watched as one by one they were eliminated until it was down to just four of us. I knew I had a chance. I had came this far. It wasn’t in the bag but I was a good speller and kept my fingers crossed just in case. My mom (Gm) was going to be so proud of me a spelling bee champion! I patiently wanted for my turn. I remember this like it was yesterday. Then it was my turn. My word was “know”. I knew that word. It was mine to take. I was so close to representing my school I could feel it. I spelled my word proudly just knowing I was making it to the next round. I opened up my mouth and out came my word with the letters “N and O”. Then I heard next those horrible words no child in an intense spelling bee contest wants to hear. “I am sorry, it was “K.N.O.W”. You should have asked for it in a sentence. And with that. I was dismissed. I hung my head down low as I excited the school and walked down the asphalt playground and headed home with tears in my eyes. Looking back, failing at that didn’t hurt me. Moments like that build character.

Rattling and moving on…

Next topic please.

Incase You ever decide to Use Drugs, Here Is Some Wisdom from…

Layne Staley

The deceased vocalist from “Alice In Chains”. In an interview he did a few months before he died he was quoting as saying…

“I know I’m near death, I did crack and heroin for years. I never wanted to end my life this way.”

 

“I’m not using drugs to get high like many people think. I know I made a big mistake when I started using this shit. It’s a very difficult thing to explain. My liver is not functioning, and I’m throwing up all the time and shitting my pants. The pain is more than you can handle. It’s the worst pain in the world. Dope sick hurts the entire body.”

And from Wikipedia about his drug related death..

On April 19, 2002, Staley’s accountants contacted Staley’s mother Nancy McCallum and informed her that no money had been withdrawn from the singer’s bank account in two weeks. McCallum then placed a call with 911 to say “she hadn’t heard from… [Staley] in about two weeks.”^[33] The police went with McCallum and her husband to Staley’s home, where Staley was found dead.^[8] As reported by Rick Anderson of the Seattle Weekly, his body, needle in arm, was surrounded by various drug possessions and paraphernalia: Staley’s mother asked police if she could move things off of the couch and spoke to the remains of Staley. “When police kicked in the door to Layne Staley’s University District apartment on April 20, there, on a couch, lit by a flickering TV, next to several spray-paint cans on the floor, not far from a small stash of cocaine, near two crack pipes on the coffee table, reposed the remains of the rock musician.” The article also stated that the 6’1″ Staley weighed just 86 pounds when his body was discovered.^[34] The autopsy report later concluded that Staley had died after injecting a mixture of heroin and cocaine known as a “speedball“.

Staley’s body went undiscovered for two weeks before the police arrived at his home.

Now, do you still want to do dope ?…

The Devil You Know – Anthrax (NEW SONG)

http://youtu.be/JKIYBBVDurA

Grand Opening August Fifth! “2nd Street Pizza” in Corydon Kentucky

This is not your typical pizzeria. Owners Fred and Elena Bassett have poured their heart and soul into making your dining experience one that you will continue to enjoy time and time again.When you walk in, it’s like  walking into an upscale Rustic Tuscan  restaurant with a splash of Elena’s Cuban heritage too.   All with family friendly pricing in mind. Not only do they serve pizza, they also serve Stromboli, hamburgers and wings, which Fred  said all is locally grown and raised with no steroids or antibiotics in the meats. Fred and Elena also tried to keep as much as they could of the original  building’s personality it had when it was built way back in 1920. So stop in for a bite and enjoy the warm and friendly atmosphere  at the 2nd Street Pizza in Corydon Kentucky!

2nd Street Pizza has seating  for  up to 50 people and is available for private parties in the party room and  a game room is coming soon too!

2nd Street Pizza
317 2nd Street
Corydon Kentucky 42406
270-310-4100

Tues – Thurs 4-9pm
Fri – Sat 4pm – 10pm
Sun – Mon Closed

Wisdom, Wit and Worthless Sh*t I have learned and still learning about

Life…

Wisdom of “The Smoke”’

Decisions you or I make early in life can have lifelong consequences whether you choose to believe it or not. Need examples? I have plenty… When I was in middle school and high school a lot of us kids smoked cigarettes. We did it because it was cool, and also to gain acceptance with our peers. There was the phrase “Everybody is doing it”. So we did. But For whatever reason it is what we did. Not much different than what kids are doing today or did fifty years ago. Maybe a movie hero smoked and that’s why some started. There is a famous photograph of James Dean smoking. He was an actor to the youth of the fifties while he was alive. He died in 1955 in a car wreck going to a race. He only made three movies but the impression he left on the world is still lasting to this day. A lot of young kids want to be to “A rebel without a cause”, or the next Kurt Cobain. Not a real good example since he committed suicide but he is now an “icon” and there for emulated. So most of us will pick up a smoke… Some try it and don’t like it. Some try it and smoke for a while and then give it up. Some try it and then they find years later as an adult they can’t stop the habit. It is very addicting. Maybe I should go back and underline “addicting”? Now I am not down on smoking or preaching against it. Just applying some wisdom that I have seen to the matter. So if you are young and smoke. Look around you. Watch your friends that smoke. Ever notice that they squint their eyes when they smoke? You do too. Well, in just a few years those “squints” will become permanent wrinkles, also known as crow’s feet; on your much too young to be looking this old face. It is especially hard on young women. And what you consider cool now will slowly own you. You will become a slave to those little three inch high masters. Think not? Most that start smoking will be thoroughly hooked and use the excuse “I enjoy it” years later when they can’t breathe but still “light up”. For an example, my wife and daughter worked for a rest home. They took care of elderly people. Several of the residents were lifetime smokers and now are on oxygen tanks from the damage of smoking. My wife would wheel them outside so they could take off their oxygen mask long enough to smoke. So even at the point where their lungs were shot and they had to have compressed oxygen in a tank they still smoked! So my advice to you is to take care of your lungs and don’t start and if you have already started …STOP! Throw them down. Once again, I am not “downing” smokers… But the facts are facts. It is very bad for you. Of course not everyone that smokes will wind up with lung or mouth cancer or oxygen tanks and there are some that will have lung problems and never have smoked but why increase your odds greatly to getting it when you don’t have too? Also smoking takes the wind out of you. If you like to run, or play basketball, hike and any other activity that requires your heart to pump more blood and oxygen to your lungs, well smoking will take that away from you in a few years. If you are young it probably hasn’t affected you much from doing that much but it will.
Ever notice that when smokers eat they almost always run outside no matter what type of weather and smoke. The cravings will not go away until the nicotine level is resupplied to their body; hence you will see people standing out in the rain, sleet or snow to satisfy those cravings. They can’t help they are addicted to it. See the definition below…
Ad•dic•tion
–noun
The state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming…

One more thing and I will get off my soap box and I want to say that if you smoke. You have a right to. I am against banning smokers or cigarettes. We have enough bans already. I am just pointing out the wisdom I have experienced with it.
As you enjoy your cigarette, ever notice you cough? Maybe not but you do. That is a sign that the lungs are trying to expel the poisonous smoke you have just inhaled into them on purpose. When you are young it’s probably not too noticeable but as the years go on and you continue to smoke, the cough will become more and more dominate in your life. You will cough all the time. When you wake up. While you sleep. While you eat. While you are smoking. Etc. etc. And if by chance you don’t smoke but your spouse does… Well, as the years go by and their cough gets worse and worse, it becomes hard to sleep with someone that has coughing spells and coughs in their sleep all night. They may be resting, but you won’t be. So it could lead to separate bedrooms.
So in conclusion, what have we learned? Hopefully you will never pick up a cigarette and start and if you have started. Try throwing them down and be the better person… You can save a lot of money and plus probably live a healthier life.
I enjoy breathing on my own too much so I don’t smoke. I have tried it and yes I did it as a teenager and later on in life from time to time I had a cigarette here and there but for some unknown reason that I am quite thankful for is that I never got attached to them. I can live without them for real. So now let’s move on from this to a lighter subject. Time for some…

Holy Cornholio! The Return of Beavis and Butthead

Beavis & Butthead will be returning to the airwaves on October 27, 2011. In this preview, they make comments and observations about Jersey Shore. I think it’s safe to assume that they will be doing a good job of fitting back in, after having been off the air since July 31, 1998. Enjoy!

[youtube]FVqaC1rescY[/youtube]