Ok Hollywood, What’s The Deal?

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Look, here’s the deal as I see it. If you are gay, be gay. More power to you. I don’t get it but to each his own …ok? But why is every male clothing/fashion designer critic in Hollywood ( or at least most of them on TV or in print)  gay and allowed to publicly bash what women wear? Is it a trend? Think about it. They already do not like girls from the word “go”. So why allow them to criticize the Hollywood actresses and the clothing they wear and the shape of their bodies? Why not just let them “judge” men instead. I am not gay bashing here so no slapping allowed. But this morning on one of the gossip magazines on line they have a photo of Katy Perry. The critic said this of her. “Katy Perry’s Hello Kitty top is far from the cat’s meow. The singer’s leather leggings are also quite loathsome. ” Why would he say something awful like that? Is it his life long desire to “get back at” the very thing that brought him life, the vagina? I am a straight male and when I look at these photos I see a 24 year old woman who is not afraid to wear what ever she wants and it works for her. She has the body for it so go for it. On another site it  had posted photos of Pamela Anderson in a bathing suit and under the photos it read. “Pamela Anderson needs to keep her clothes on”. Look, she is 40 years old and has two kids. She may not be the Baywatch material she once was but she still is in good shape for her age. Not to mention she is a sword swallower too (as in Tommy Lee’s sword, you saw the video right?)  Maybe that is why she gets picked on by the same people as Katy Perry does. No wonder women have low self esteem. They get mauled at every turn. Even Jessica Simpson is called “fat” by these people. This is just my two cents but it’s time the critics of hollyweird, gay or straight, stand in front of a mirror and speak bad about themeselves instead. I have included the photos of Katy and Pamela. What do you think guys/girls? Opinions are welcome.

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 20, 2009 at 10:01 AM

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Ten Questions With Jim Gaines

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1. Welcome to Kick Acts, Jim. Can you tell us a little about yourself?

Not much to tell here. My name is Jim Gaines and I have been a bass player for over 40 years. I was born and raised in Evansville where I have spent most of my life with the exception of a 7-year break which during that time I was playing with a road band headquartered in Terre Haute, IN.  I have been back in Evansville for about 12 years, with my wife Cindy and our herd of cats.

Jim Gaines2. Right now, you’re playing in a band called Woodsboro. Tell us about the band, who the members are and where you can be found online.

Woodsboro can best be described as a patchwork of musical tastes. It started out as a “country” band, but has evolved into something a little more funky and edgier.  We still do traditional and modern country along with some classic rock, but it also has developed a strong Southern vibe to it as well. You’re just as likely to hear Jessica by the Allman Brothers or a Kid Rock tune as you are to hear something by George Jones. The band members are Jim Pease- vocals and guitar,  Jim Perkins- drums and vocals, Jim Garrett- electric and acoustic guitars, Harold Stuckey- guitar and vocals, and myself on bass and vocals. You can find us on the web at www.woodsboroband.com.

And yes, I’m aware of all the “Jims” in the band, but The Jimmies was already taken.

3. What gear do you use?

My current weapons of choice are a 2001 Fender Hot Rod P Bass and a 1987 MJ Engineering 5 String Bass alternately known as either Savannah or The AmpSlayer, depending on what’s getting blown up at the moment. Amplification and cabinets consists of a mixed bag of Ashly, JBL, Mesa, and Carvin gear.  Fred Bassett keeps trying to sell me things, but has yet to succeed.

4. Tell us about some of your experiences in your time as a musician. Have you ever been in a national or regional touring band? What can you tell us about that?

The experiences in my career as a musician have ranged from the good, the bad, and the ugly to downright unprintable, but all and all it’s been a great ride.

I was fortunate enough to have been able to work with a lot of great players at an early age. I did my first club gig at just shy of 16 and a lot of the players were 5 to as much as 20 years my senior, so I was held to a little different standard in regards to my learning curve. Mistakes weren’t really an option, so I had to work a bit harder than most guys were willing to do that age.

I owe a great deal to bands from the 70’s era of Free Reign and September Sunn and players like Rudy Hillenbrandt, Kenny Lowe, Charlie Davis, Jim Overby, Kenny Kraft, Bill Ball, Neil Long, and a host of others for their willingness to take in a young musician just learning his craft. I learned something from them all.  Last but not least I’d also like to include the great Andy Timmons in that list.  Even though our time together was brief, he is hands down one of the finest guitarists I’ve ever worked with and he taught me things that I still apply to my playing today.

I spent a very intense 8 years from 1989 to 1997 with a duo of brothers from Newburgh, IN, Randy and Ronnie Beard who performed as The Beards. We worked at various times throughout the Midwest using Terre Haute, IN as our home base, but the main focus was Nashville.  The best way I can describe the band is a cross between Motley Crue and Alabama. It was balls to the wall rock and roll with strong vocal harmonies.

We actually had more in common musically with ZZ Top than George Jones, but it worked very well and played to packed rooms.  The band independently released a single that charted very well regionally (unheard of in Nashville at the time), received great reviews, and showcased several times for all of the major labels in NashVegas, but despite stellar songwriting, “A” list songs pitched to us, and a strong push from several Nashville insiders, it just never could quite get over the hump.

Hell, a song we shopped to the majors and were turned down on was one of the biggest country crossover hits of 1993. Given some of the acts that broke out of Nashville afterwards, I’ll always consider it just being ahead of the curve by about a year or so.

I’ll always look back to that period of my playing as expanding my abilities as a live/session player and arranger but it’s also where I learned about the true ruthless and heartless nature of the music industry.  Local band politics aren’t squat compared to that.  Burned me out so badly , that I took nearly a year off when it was all said and done. Worked a day job and fished.

5. Tell us a greatest gig story.

Even though just about every gig has its moments, there’s 3 that stand out here.  The first was opening for the Charlie Daniels Band in 1990 at the Evansville Coliseum in front of a sold out crowd. Nothing like playing for the hometown crowd, that and Kevin Book was my bass roadie.

The second was opening for Alabama and the Oak Ridge Boys the same year at the RCA Dome in front of about 50,000 people. Probably one of the most electrifying gigs I’ve ever played and I still get goosebumps thinking back on it.

The third might come as a surprise.  I spent the last few years with The Beards working in a side project with Randy Beard that promoted reading and writing skills to Kindergarten through 3rd Grade and special needs/at risk children. We would write songs with the kids in a writing session and present them to the entire student body later in the day with just guitar, bass, a drum machine and the kids singing their songs to the entire school.  Creativity and spontaneity at its finest.  By the time the band folded in 1997 , I’d venture to say that the program had been presented to well over 100, 000 students and educators nationwide and Randy’s website puts current figures at over 1 million since the program’s inception.  Probably one of the coolest and most personally rewarding things I’ve ever done as a musician.

6. Now tell us one about a worst gig.

A tie here.

Probably the worst was the last night of a long road gig. Let’s just let it suffice to say that there are certain band dynamics that can become very evil when they rise to the surface, even more so when they are one sided and driven by enablers. The tension and animosity was a living thing and bordered on psychological warfare at the end of the night. I was never so happy to see 4 hours over in my life.   Loaded my gear, headed for Evanspatch with my new wife and never looked back.

A very close second would have to be a gig I spent about 6 months in here locally.  I have an low tolerance for rock stars and even less tolerance for rock stars who can’t play their way out of a bag and think they’re Quincy Jones.  That’s all I’m sayin’ about that one.

7. How have things changed since your early days as a musician?

Aside from the ever shrinking number of venues and the seemingly smaller pool of musicians to pull from, I can’t say that things have changed tremendously over the last 35 years. A lot of the issues, politics, and general crap are still the same.

One thing that really sticks out to me is the decline in music programs overall, not so much locally, but on a national level. The lack of music programs in big city schools and the decline in funding of the ones that are still there is pretty absurd to me and it already shows on some levels.

I had a vocal music teacher in grade school that allowed me to drag a bass and amp to school on a nearly daily basis from the 5th grade on and she saw to it that I got a grade in instrumental music even though I didn’t play in the school band outside of one year playing coronet. She taught me about all the things that a kid dragging around an electric bass just didn’t usually learn in grade school.

That kind of thing just isn’t fostered or encouraged anymore on a large scale basis that I’m aware of and it’s really a shame.  I’ve actually read recently about a music program being put into some school systems that considers a turntable to be a musical instrument and I have to honestly say that I take exception to that.  You can’t learn theory, composition, structure, and performance in Scratching 101. Sorry DJs, but it’s just a tool and without musicians giving you something to spin on it, it would just be a place to set your beer.

Jim Gaines8. What inspired you to become a musician?

I was exposed to music at a very early age by my grandfather and his brothers. It was always being played in some form or another, but I’d say the Beatles are what truly set it in stone. I actually remember where I was when I saw their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show and I lay the blame for all of this squarely at their feet.

9. Who are your musical heroes & why?

This has been a varied list throughout the years. The previously mentioned players and my grandfather are there for the obvious reasons, with the addition of guys like Scott Tingley, Kim Sutherland, Keith Fitzgerald, and Paul Skelton for their influences on my formative years with the bass. I replaced Scott in Free Reign in around 1979 or so and Kim in The Beards in 1989, so in my mind it was a passing of the torch of sorts when I think about the influence they had on me in the early days. There also the who’s who list of players like McCartney, Jamerson, Pastorius, Oakley and others that influenced me with their approach to melody and groove to a point that can still be heard in my playing today. Wouldn’t dare compare myself to any of them, but you can hear bits and pieces if you listen. Currently , I’m looking  to Oteil Burbridge of The Allman Brothers Band for inspiration. Tone and technique for days and will only play over the top when it fits. Not a Wankmaster like a lot of bass players out there.

10. This is the question called “Shout It Out Loud” and it where you get to answer the question I didn’t ask or talk about whatever you want. JIM, SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!

I’d like to use this spot to tip my hat to some folks.  Most of all I’d like to thank my wife, best friend, and forever soul mate Cindy.  She was there during the days of my road trip, privy to the inner circle before and after our getting together, and witnessed first hand the madness of a band on the brink, its fall into obscurity and knows all too well the ups, downs, in betweens, and the heartache that is attached to the music business.  She has supported me through thick and thin and every musician should be so lucky to have a woman that understands the business so well.  I’m really glad we found each other.

I have had the great fortune to have met a number of great players too numerous to list and people who I am still able to count among my friends, including several that stick out in my mind.  Dave Martin, Steve Krietzer, Bob Green, and his sons Eli and Jordan are all great players and I thank Dead Weight and its revolving cast of characters for pulling me out of the funk that nearly caused me to hang it up for good. These guys brought me back into focus when I needed it the most.

Shawn Needham, who showed me that I can play tunes that I never thought I could, and Jim Perkins, who makes my job playing bass an easy one and the rest of the guys in the Woodsboro Gang that make it an adventure.

Lee Ramirez is an all around class act that could be a great bass player if he’d just get his hand below the fifth fret ( just kiddin’ Bro’ ! Love ya’ mean it !)

Last but not least, I’d also like to give a shout out to my Low End Brother Jon Rochner. Jon and I have been friends for probably over 20 years and in my humble opinion, he is The Master Of The Eternal Groove. I never fail to learn something from him every time I see him play and we should all aspire to attain his level of talent and humility.  A great player who has hooked me up with many a gig and an all around great guy who I am very proud to call my friend.

That’s it!
Bring on the dancing chicken . . . .

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Posted by Allen D. Tate - February 20, 2009 at 9:18 AM

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Joke of the day!! 02-19-2009

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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said ‘Two Prostitutes — $50.00.’

A policeman, seeing the sign, Stopped them and told them They’d either have to remove the sign Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: ‘JESUS SAVES.’

One of the girls asked the officer, ‘How come you don’t stop them?!’

‘Well, that’s a little different,’ The officer smiled ‘Their sign pertains to religion.’

So the two ladies of the night frowned As they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer In the area when he noticed the two ladies Driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, He began to catch up with them When he noticed the new sign which now read:

‘Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50’

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 20, 2009 at 8:55 AM

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SlipKnot Freakin’ Ruled

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A show within a show! You know why they stand out? Have you, the younger generations of musicians, forgotten your rock and roll history lessons already? Rule # 1, Write killer music. Rule # 2. Put on a killer show! Just don’t stand there and stare at your feet. How far did that get Grunge rock? Where were the theatrics in Grunge, no where … So it was less than a decade before it collapsed from uninspiration. Metal is still kicking ass some 29 years later. Do the math kiddos…

And now for the review … Following in the footsteps of theatrical bands like KISS and Alice Cooper just to get the ball rolling these nine guys from Des Moines Iowa get it. Not only did they kick my musical ass for 90 minutes but the sound and light show theatrics were awesome too!

There were three bands that night, backing up here some. First up was “Trivium”. Hailing from Orlando, Florida and been kicking it around for since 2000. I got to catch them a few years ago at the OzzFest in Indy. They worked the crowd over and got them excited like a good warm up band is supposed to do. Matt Heafy (the singer/guitarist) did an excellent job!! The guitar work these guys do is also top notch. I enjoyed the band and want to see more of them on the road so go out and buy their albums and support these guys. I give their part of the show 4 devil horns out of 5.

The second band to play before Slipknot, in my opinion, should have been the first band to play. I went to some Slipknot message boards and a lot of people felt the same way I do … CoHeed and Cambria. Sorry I have never heard of them before the show. I did go to YouTube after the show and watched some of their videos to give them a fair shake. They reminded me of a heavier Rush type progressive rock band. The videos were ok and the music was ok but those guys in concert sucked horribly. They didn’t interact with the audience. They just played to themselves. They also had huge banners that read “God will not save you”. Not sure what that was about but I’m sure some people were offended by those banners. They played a short set. I think it ran about 30 minutes and that was enough for me. The young guy beside me told me he thought they sucked too. I give them 1 devil’s horn out of 5 for their part of the show.

We (my son-in-law Zack and me) had to wait 45 minutes in between the second band and Slipknot playing but it was well worth the wait. They had a huge red curtain covering the stage and when the lights came on and lit the curtain up it was show time!! They wore masks and call their fans maggots. How freaking cool is that? It’s pretty cool. I recognized some of the songs from the radio and some of the others I am not so familiar with but that doesn’t matter. Like I said earlier, I get it. It’s a rock show!!! High energy! They played “Before I Forget”, “Dead Memories”, “People = Shit”, and so much more. One thing they did do which I thought was really cool was that some of the members would come out into the crowd. I haven’t seen anyone do that since AC/DC many moons ago. Chris Fehn walked out in to the crowd and found a kid head banging all by himself. Chris just stood there while the kid kept it up. The kid at first didn’t realize his hero was standing beside him. When he looked up he was in shock, Chris shook his hand and that kid will never forget that night when out of the blue a Rock star took time to stop and shake his hand. That, my friends, is rock and roll at the street level.

Slipknot kicked ass for about 90 minutes. We stood up during the entire show. Well, so did everyone else too. There weren’t any mosh pits to speak of but sometimes that happens, but there were a  few crowd surfers. Slipknot is a great band to carry the torch for theatrical shows and great music. I believe music is in good hands with these guys. I give Slipknot and their part of the show 5 out of 5 scorching guitars!!

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 18, 2009 at 1:56 PM

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Nikki Sixx – You’re A Douche

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On February 2, 2009, at a concert in San Diego, CA, Nikki Sixx pulled his usual “pitch his bottle of water to the crowd” routine while he was talking to the crowd. Seconds after he pitched the bottle, someone pitched it right back on stage. Nikki unleashed a verbal assault on the girl who threw it back. Check it out:

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Why is it OK for him to throw the bottle out there but when someone returns the favor, he turns in to a cry baby? Judging by the way he was holding out his bass, it looked to me like he was wanting a roadie to grab it so he could jump out into the crowd. Maybe not, but that was my perception. Anyway, Nikki Sixx, now I think you’re a douche. Way to treat your fans. You’ve put a huge stain on the image of one of my all time favorite bands. You should have just stuck with playing your bass and collecting your ticket sales.

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Posted by Allen D. Tate - February 18, 2009 at 10:05 AM

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Keepin’ it real!

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What is going on in the world today? What has happened to the logic behind the good Samaritan? Luke 10:25-37 says “On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?” “What is written in the Law?” he replied. “How do you read it?” He answered: ” ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind” and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself. “You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live. But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?” In reply Jesus said: “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he fell into the hands of robbers. They stripped him of his cloths, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, took him to an inn and took care of him. The next day he took out two silver coins and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him, ‘he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburce you for any extra expense you may have. “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers? The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.” Jesus told him, “Go and do like-wise.” NIV

I’m writing about this because I try to help others out when I see the need as the Spirit directs me. How much better would this world be if we all followed the golden Samaritan rule. I know in today’s society that you have to be careful and not put yourself in a bad situation. I recently saw an old lady that had ran out of gas sitting in traffic crying unsure of what to do as cars honked and when around her not caring what her problem was. I stopped and approached her car, wearing my biker attire, and asked if she needed some help, she was amazingly surprised that someone finally stopped to help her. I pushed her car off to the side of the road in a safe location and ran to my house got a gas can and took her 5 gallons of gas and got her car started. It only took about fifteen minutes out of my day to help insure her safety. She thanked me to no end and offered to pay me for my time and for the gas. I refused payment from her. It was my time to be the good Samaritan. As Matthew 6 :1-4 tells us not to do our acts to be seen by men but to be seen by our Father in heaven, which is where your rewards will be given. Hopefully the next time you see someone in distress and feel the urge to help, please by all means help them out, without expecting or accepting anything from the one’s you help. I’m sure you will feel better about yourself and know that the person you help will feel better about the world we live in. God bless, until next time.

Deacon

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 18, 2009 at 8:42 AM

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Ten Questions With Chaz Dicus From Akacia

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Chaz in France1. Hey Chaz, welcome to Kickacts. com. Tell us a little bit about yourself and do you prefer to be called Chaz or something else?
Thanks, happy to be here.  I have been called many names, some good, some not so good.  It’s not that I’ve ever been called an asshole.  I’m a nice guy.  With a name like mine, you get Chuck, Charles, Charlie and Chaz.  Old friends usually call me Charlie.  Legally, I am Charles.  Those who are not “in the know” refer to me as Chuck.  And amongst fellow musicians it is Chaz.  I prefer Chaz.  But I will answer to all of them…sometimes even to “hey you.”  I guess it helps me keep the personalities in check.  Thank God I have a brain.  Sometimes you get too many irons in the fire and it will test ya!
2. You currently sing in the band Akacia.  Tell us about the band and who is in it and the website address you guys can be found at.
Akacia…I like to think we rock.  It’s like the saying we have at Bandnut.com “It’s All About Having a Good Time.”  If we didn’t love what we do, then we wouldn’t be doing it.  The more the merrier.  The beginnings of Akacia date back a few years. To make a long story short…I came into the picture about 5 years ago, when the band as called Exosonic.  I was playing bass at that time.  (I’m actually a guitar player.)  Some guys moved away and some guys joined.  We then were lucky to find Lee Ramirez.  Great guy and great bass player.  We took the name Akacia…for various reasons.  The common thread was Iron Maiden.  Change the spelling a bit and voila!  Lee moved on and the luck just kept coming when we met Fred Basset.  The man has been around and we are lucky to have him in the band.  Joel Doehrmann is the man behind the drum kit.  Solid.  Joel is basically a legend in the EVV music scene, going back about 25 years.  Mike Blemker and I round out the band.  Both playing guitar.  Mike has been in the band since it’s conception.
As for the music.  We play so many different places in the tri-state.  We have learned to play songs from the 70s to today.  So many different types of bars and people want so many different things.  We have diversified ourselves.  That’s why we can play some many places.  It may confuse some people sometimes.  You might see us at a bar playing all classic rock, because thats what they want.  You might see us at O’Brians Sports Bar playing the classic rock, with some 80s and the new stuff. Its all good once they get to know what we are about.  We can play a small classic rock bar, then the next week play Fast Eddy’s.  That’s an asset.  We aren’t cornering ourselves in the market.
Akacia

Akacia

3. What type of vocal gear do you use?

I prefer a bit of reverb, quick & tight, some compression, if available and some delay.  Not too much, but enough to help fill the room.  It all depends on where we are playing.  Some rooms supply the right acoustics so effects aren’t needed.
I use a Shure SM58, with EV wireless in-tow, just in case if I feel the need to wonder about.  Nothing too special.
4. You used to be an on air DJ that went by the  name of C.C. What did that stand for and why do most DJ’s use radio names instead of their own real names. And while I am asking, do you have any plans to get back on the air? And one other, hey it’s a four part question:). Got any great DJ stories to share with us all?
Radio is fun.  Yeah, I was known as C.C.  I was told that my real name was not “rock enough.”  They didn’t like Chaz.  So I choose C.C.
i.e. C.C. Deville (Poison) C.C. the drink and CC, as in engines.
It worked.  I never really cared for it, but like I said…It worked.  Jocks take radio names for various reasons…because their real name sucks, they don’t want their real name mentioned or to better relate to the audience.  Something short and easy to remember.
Market yourself!
I do have plans to get back on the air.  It’s in the works right now, but it’s some top secret shit, so I’d have to kill ya if I told ya.  DJ stories?  Too many.  I used to work with some great people at WABX.  We were a force!  Everyone helping each other.  We all had each others back, knew the market, studied it, bled it and led the lifestyle.  We had the talent and knew what it took to make good radio and relate to the listeners.  Then it broke.  The boss moves and a new guy comes in a changes everything.  I could ramble for days about what happened, but I won’t.  Basically you have two types of bosses.  The one that works with everyone and we go have a beer after work and the one that thinks he is the station.  I’m not one to say which one is better in the biz, but I know which one worked.  Just look at the ratings.  And those on the inside defintely know.  It was good times.  I met Def Leppard, Alice Cooper…drank backstage with the tour manager of George Thorogood.  Alice was the best.  He was a down to earth type of guy.  Alice on stage, and a different guy backstage, gracious to all his fans and would autograph and talk about anything.  He did have this flaky guy following him with skittles. That was weird.  But if I would have the same if I was freakin’ Alice Cooper.  As for a bad story…there was this guy, never knew his name, HARD CORE listener, never showered and always showed up at remotes to get free stuff.  If I spit on a bottle cap and signed it, he would take it.  I remember this one remote.  He showed up with a St. Louis entertainment magazine, asking me about strip clubs.  He started to sweat.  Kind of creepy.  He grabbed some free stuff and headed out.  Moments I could of lived without, but moments I will never forget.
Chaz5. Do you have any band “greatest gig ever” stories to tell?
Three things: Boobies, lesbians and a fight. (being realistic)
You get two of them and it’s a good night.
You get all three and it’s the tri-fecta of gig-ism.
Oh, you can still have great shows, but those just make it more fun.
If the crowd is having fun and drinking then we have fun. The more people, the harder we play, the more fun we all have.
6. And in the same vien, got any band “worst gig ever” stories to share?
We’ve never really had a bad show.  I guess you could say small crowds.  It happens to the best of us, never really the bands fault, but you just chalk it up and move on.  I don’t let bad things affect me too much.  There’s always a way to work things out.  Plug in, play and do what you do, with what you got.
7. I get to bust your balls a little bit here and I hope you take this in fun, but since you are the first  singer that we have interviewed, is LSD or “lead singers’ disease” just a myth or not? Please explain …
LSD…don’t do it kids.
Yes it’s real.  Why?  I have no idea, other than the attention a lead singer gets at shows.
I always say “apply ego where needed.”  Yeah, I’m a front man.  No, I don’t need a 4 foot square in the middle of the stage and a spotlight.  Akacia is 4 guys.  I am nothing without them.  We need each other.  My stage is the room.  I might be singing next to Joel, maybe next to Mike or Fred, or even in that 4 foot square, but I won’t stay there.  I am not a spotlight whore.  Attitude and ego…when needed…where needed.  You have people saying that you’re a great singer…that’s adds to the LSD.  In the grand scheme of things, there is always someone out there better.  It’s best not to think about it too much and like I said, do what you do, shine when you can and go home with a smile and the feeling of a job well done. Plus, I play guitar and sing.  It’s not like I can swing from the lights.  Get the guitar off of me, which does happen, and I might try though!  I just have fun.
8. Who are your heroes and what inspired you to take up singing?
Heroes…Well, since I am a guitarist first.  James Hetfield.  He is the reason I learned to play.  Not for chicks, that came later.  Tight, fast and chunky! The guitar playing, no the chicks.  Over the years I have learned to appreciate much more.  Jeff Beck, Joe Satriani…even locally.  There’s a ton of talent in the EVV area, just take the time to listen.  I even look up to Mike, the other guitar player in the band.  He has the discipline to learn songs as they are, while I just do my thing.  I admire that.  I’ve been one to play a song exactly as it is on a cd.  Both disciplines have their pros and cons.
I started singing because we needed a singer.  Good singers are hard to find.  I knew I could do it.  I used to, years ago in another band, but I was smoking at the time.  Smoking and singing is fine if you don’t need to bust a nut in the high range.  It was killing my high range.  My voice has developed nicely over the years and I have learned how to take care of it.  Throat Coat Tea, etc.  There are many ways to save your voice.  Radio taught me a few things too.
9. I noticed on your myspace page, you have “I am Chaz”. Is that some type of declaration or just an informal statement? Just curious since my first name is Charles and yours is Charlie? And usually people with that name are highly opinioned and usually think they are always right. I mean I do:)  Is that a fair statement concerning you?
I am Chaz…plain and simple.  I need no declaration.  Nothing witty to say…so I am Chaz.  Nice to meet you.  And I am always right!  I am an Aries.  Beautiful, charming, but don’t cross me.  It takes A LOT to get me angry.  I mean A LOT.  But when it happens? Ok, so I am not always right, but for the record, I am until I am proven wrong.
10. # 10 is called “Shout it Loud”. It’s where you get to talk about whatever you want to talk about.
So go ahead Chaz, and “SHOUT IT OUT LOUD”!
Hi mom. Hi dad.  Hi everyone. I am Chaz. I am 1/4 of Akacia. We Rock. We like to have a good time and play music for you. No teeth? No problem, we play for everyone! No clothes, we shall clothe you with rock! No shirt! Rock On! Come see us sometime. You can see our schedule at:
Thanks Chuck and kickacts.com!

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 17, 2009 at 11:33 AM

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“Star Ship Troopers 3” Movie Review

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“Star ship Troopers”. The first movie in this series released back in 1997 freaking rocked and you even got to see Denise Richard’s boobs before she turned in a reality show nightmare and a spoiled little skinny bitch. I mean so what if Charlie asked you to “dress up” for him in the bedroom and be naughty for him. Come on, you’re an actress, play the part. Charlie has enough money that I would dress up for him and I don’t have a gay bone in my body.

Anyway back to the series. The first movie rocked. The bugs were cool and the CGI effects were great. The whole idea of intelligent bugs fighting back is clever. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a must see. The propaganda commercials during the movie are so real and over the top. “Join the Federation, become a Citizen”. I think it’s a sign of how things will be in the not too distant future. (Not the bug fights but the Government Propaganda. Hey wait, we may already be there!) Fast forward to the second movie in the set “Heroes of the Federation” was also well done. The set up was a little different but still a good movie to watch. The bugs kicked major ass.

So on to the third installment “Star Ship Troopers Marauder” it should at least be in the same ball park as the other two, right? Wrong answer, it sucked out loud. In fact it sucked harder than the band Coheed and Cambria that was with Slipknot the other night, but that’s a different review. I mean what a waste of tape and even though they brought back Johnny Rico, He couldn’t save it either. They over used a line made famous by Lt. Commander Worf from Star Trek. “Today is a good day to die”. Not to mention they sort of poked fun at God throughout the movie. Once again, our future is hinted in the movie and I will give it props for that. By this time all religions are banned and the Government will hang anyone that is anti-Government. That part was good but the jist of the movie was about a guy trying to find “God” and during the movie he keeps quoting scripture and saying “God” talks with me everyday. But not to give the secret away but it’s not God he was talking to. (SPOILER ALERT) He was talking to the “Brain of all Brain” bugs. The story line of the movie was extremely weak and the CGI was awful. It was definitely and awful low budget movie shot straight to DVD. My wife and I watched it and we both agreed it was a waste of 105 minutes of our time. I give it one brain bug out of five.

Chuck Gee

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 17, 2009 at 8:11 AM

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My New Urologist

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As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists , etc., and in this case a new Urologist for me. My family Doctor just recently referred me to a recent graduate, female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she’s absolutely drop-dead gorgeous… She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you……”

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Posted by Allen D. Tate - February 13, 2009 at 3:12 PM

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“Jokes of the Day” 02-13-2009

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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his ass!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, “It fucking hurts doesn’t it!”

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How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex?

Mace…

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A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, “Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we’re going up to our room for a little while.”

Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.

“Before you look in there,” he says, “keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs.”

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A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. “Mommy, where do babies come from?” After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, “Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex.” The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues, “That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, dear.” The child replies, “But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?” “Jewelery, dear.”

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Posted by Chuck Gee - February 13, 2009 at 1:46 PM

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